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Off Topic Queen’s Jubilee

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 2, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Well the day is here where we bow down in reverence to the most reparable woman to rule over us ever.

    She does so much for our economy, patriotism and standing on the world stage.

    She also triggers the scousers.

    Top lady.

    To all the haters… enjoy your day at work today presumably and suck my fat, swollen, not so hairy (as I shaved them in a hotel room in Copenhagen) balls.

    Peace out.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Happy Jubs day.
     
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    4 days on the lash
    Cheers Queenie :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Literally a tourist attraction.
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    And here’s me thinking it was a thread celebrating some anniversary for Chippy and the Manc.

    <magic>
     
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    I thought the most reparable woman was that blow-up doll you had custom-made modelled on Pouchy's Mrs.
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Royalists are weird
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Remove the Royal family and they'll still be a tourist attraction.
    ****in parasites, the lot of 'em.
     
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  10. Consett Mag

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    It's her farewell jubilee. Close to the end of an era.
    God help the Royal Family when she's gone.
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    We make more money in tourism than we pay them. Hardly parasites.

    Remove the Royal Family and they could hardly be a tourist attraction as they then wouldn’t exist.

    We could then always have an elected Head of State such as someone similar to Boris or Corbyn or Trump or Macron. Yeah, that seems such a good idea. <doh>
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Considering she has no influence anyway there is no need for her as head of state. If she does have influence then she should have intervened by now
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Intervened in what?

    Their is a subtle difference between being Head of State and Leader of the Government.

    As a head of government, a prime minister usually leads the operations of the government. As head of state, the Queen acts as the chief public representative of the country and often performs many ceremonial duties such as welcoming foreign dignitaries to the country when they visit.

    Head of state, the highest representative of a sovereign state, who may or may not also be its head of government. The role of the head of state is primarily representative, serving to symbolize the unity and integrity of the state at home and abroad

    Do you seriously want Boris to be Head of State as well?
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    She’s a roller coaster.

    I’m disappointed food banks have shut today
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    Nothing to do with the Queen. Not all but quite a few open in the north east today.
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Maybe it’s just around where I am and it is to do with the jubilee as the halls being used are same ones as the food banks.

    least the weather is good today
     
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  17. ToonArmy1892

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    **** the royals
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I’ll leave that to you thanks
     
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  19. Heed

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    Congratulations to Her Majesty

    As a Head of State and everything she brings to the Country is second to none.

    Not a single politician in my lifetime can light a candle to her, with the current crop across the political spectrum the least impressive to date. She must despair at times.

    God Save The Queen
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    She could always knight Boris and whoops I have juddery hands
     
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