Question

I sense you are either drunk or a spastic.

 

"To be or not to be"

That is illogical Captain.

 

I sense if you are incapable of using a light switch you stick to ordering take-aways after dark.

 

OK, thanks for your contribution.

 

A candle will sort you out

 

What does penis smell like? Tina, tell us.

 

I doubt she can remember.