Sometimes I suffer from insomnia and I used to watch those ****e US video clip shows. On one there was a zoo keeper sweeping up in an elephant pen. The elephant was walking back as the keeper was sweeping and somehow the geezers head got stuck up the elephant's arse. There was a 30 second struggle as his mates tried to free him before the elephant shat him back out. It was both horrifying and funny as **** which has made it unforgettable. That bloke will never live down the shame of being the modern day Elephant Man. For some reason this thread reminds me of that man publicly humiliating himself. Can't think why though Edit just found a the video. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SA-JdLDOSEo&ved=2ahUKEwj_0IqMn4r4AhW2R0EAHTA9B24QwqsBegQIBhAF&usg=AOvVaw1SPHLnyQ4h4ipNrfqv6oR-
Sucky will be fine ... got lugholes like the FA Cup has that lad.. no way would his head fit up the elephants arse ... doesn't mean we shouldn't refer to him as ****head mind, not after his girly tantrums on here the last few
Now, now Jessie ... you escaped the drop by the skin of your dangle sack ... don't go giving it all large now like you wanna be a rebelman