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Best man speech

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Gordon Armstrong, May 26, 2022.

  1. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Did you use any of the jokes/lines suggested?
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I did . . . . I used a few from this thread, which were very much appreciated, and it would be unfair to say which were included or not, but I used Roochy's idea about keys, asking most of the men there, who all stood up :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Hope it worked mate<ok>
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Everything about it worked very well . . . . and to make it even better I was given a bottle of Glenfiddich for my 'trouble'
    Also, thanks to Mrs. A. I have a video of it :angel:

    No . . . . before anyone asks :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Pure River Slut Well-Known Member

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    I was given clarity on a number of things I couldn’t say. Most of mine started - I’m not allowed to mention …. Before telling a vague version of the said story. The more he squirmed the more people laughed.
     
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  6. Milton Nunez's Thong

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    When my mate got married, the best man started with "Andy met Zoe when she was 18. Well, that's what they told her parents. They'd been sleeping with each other for two years by this point. It adds a new dimension to calling him the groom."

    Awkward silence from one half of the room, uproarious laughter from the other.
     
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  7. Drumburgh1

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    Best man telling the tale the about the groom cooking a meal for his now wife for the 1st time and decided to do a salad - best man asked why you doing that - reply to see if she eats like a rabbit as well.... all the lads are laughing and her family were sat in stoney silence.
     
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