Seriously It took me much longer than I was comfortable with to have a successful **** back then. I don't know if everyone was bullshitting and in the same desperately worried situation or of I was just late in my development.
Will never ever forget the day I got busted in the bathroom with the Kays Catalogue spread open on the lingerie section and had forgot to lock the door
Back then sources were few and far between. The catalogue, was replaced with fhm and loaded.. I never read a single paragraph.
****ing wimps the lot of them. Was a sign of fortitude to reach up to the top shelf, grab an electric blue mag, casually walk over to the counter, place it down, look the shop keeper dead in the eye and then talk about the weather whilst asking for a quarter of liquorice torpedo's at the same time as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
