Jake - selling BBC very hard for next year !!

- no offer from SKY then?

 

Who would want him? He is a tool.

 

He's better than the bimbo sky will use.

 

Yeah but the bimbos have an appeal, or two, of their own.............

 

True. Though my girlfriend would kill me if she caught me, ahem, enjoying the coverage too much.

 

Mine doesn't care. She knows my eyes have a tendancy to wander but she also knows where I always end up at the end of every day

 

Well i've only just started seeing mine, and i want to keep making a good impression. Pleasuring myself to a sky bimbo is not the way to make a good impression.

 

True, should wait at least a few weeks before you start doing that.

 

The difference with Jake is he does a ****load of other stuff on the BBC as well.

 

Now that's where I've been going wrong...

 

Indeed. He's the last resort for Match of the Day, last resort for Final Score, last resort for Football Focus. He is also the third highest profile person the BBC can afford to hire to cover the Super Bowl (after Greg Brady and whichever former NFL player is desperate enough to get on TV to fly to the UK for a pittance). Heck, for the sports events the BBC have that nobody cares about he's probably a relatively talented alternative to Hazel Irvine, Clare Balding and Manish Bhasin.

Perhaps most importantly, the BBC employ him on health and safety grounds, to give the audience a little bit of respite from Gary Lineker and Sue Barker's side splittingly hilarious jokes at SPOTY.

 

I don't think he will give up the Olympics coverage next year to do the odd F1 race for Sky

 

Well he gave up F1 just to do the Commonwealth Games so that shows where his interests lie.

 

With the Olympics, clearly.