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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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  2. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    You’re constantly outwitted by someone you claim to be a junky, so keeping quiet would probably be for the best.
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Calling someone bald at work now counts as sex harassment.

    The panel – led by Judge Jonathan Brain – had been tasked with deciding if calling someone ‘bald’ amounted to a simple insult or harassment.

    In their ruling, they said: ‘In our judgment, there is a connection between the word ”bald” on the one hand and the protected characteristic of sex on the other.

    ‘[The company’s lawyer] was right to submit that women as well as men may be bald. However, as all three members of the tribunal will vouchsafe, baldness is much more prevalent in men than women.

    ‘We find it to be inherently related to sex.’

    They also drawn parallels to a previous tribunal, where a man was found to have sexually harassed a woman by commenting on the size of her breasts.

    The panel said: ‘It is much more likely that a person on the receiving end of a comment such as that which was made in (that) case would be female.

    ‘So too, it is much more likely that a person on the receiving end of a remark such as that made by Mr King would be male.

    ‘Mr King made the remark with a view to hurting the claimant by commenting on his appearance which is often found amongst men.


    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...pc=U531&cvid=070b50f0cc67483e805cecabfc875883
     
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  4. YourIdiotSon

    YourIdiotSon Well-Known Member

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    My workplace is full of baldy bastards.

    I may end up in HR .
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    what about slap head, can I use those words?
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Hopefully you don't get the boot. A case of "hair today, gone tomorrow".
     
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Just call them a ****, that seems acceptable based on the judge's summing up. Just don't mention the other bit, even though it is demonstrably obvious. <ok>
     
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  8. DMD

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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ bald and angry about it
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Nothing wrong with having no hair
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So...

    You cannot reference someone by their baldness even though they bald.

    You cannot reference someone by their sex even though they are a sex.

    You cannot reference someone by their weight even though they are that weight.

    You cannot reference someone by their physical appearance even though that is how they look.

    You cannot reference someone by their colour even though they are that colour.

    You cannot reference someone by their biological equipment (congenital or bolted on or cut off)

    You cannot reference someone by their mental capability.

    You cannot reference someone by an identity they have not chosen (see biological equipment & mental capability)

    These, apparently, are hate crimes. Have I missed anything?

    For the ****in record, I'm a white male with a full head of hair, the correct weight for my height, I do not care what anyone thinks of me, and I am reasonably capable.

    This, apparently, makes me a **** and what is more a **** who has to witness the above incessant whining.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I know bald people!
     
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  13. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Bent, corrupt Tories do bent corrupt thing with bent corrupt, billionaire right-wing newspaper owners. The same bent, corrupt, non-dom billionaire owner who whined in their papers if other businesses furloughed staff. ****ing bent, corrupt, Tory scum.
     
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  15. Uncle Colm

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    Desperate Irish Nationalist cites old data from a poll by Lord Ashcroft conducted in 2019 to make dubious case for Irish reunification.

    Sadly, a visit to Lord Ashcroft’s site shows that in his December 2021 poll, 49 per cent wanted to stay in the UK whilst 41 per cent wanted a united Ireland. That amounts to a 54/46 split favouring remaining in the Union if the undecideds are discounted. The Northern Ireland Protocol was very unpopular with 78 per cent of respondents.

    So the Fenians had best get their brethren in America to start funding new weapons...
     
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  17. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    The west’s battle against the far right will define this century – Sadiq Khan

    It seems that “liberal democratic” legalise cannabis Muslim Sadiq Khan is unhappy that too many people see him and the massive insurgency of religious nutters and knife/machete wielding drug runners as a problem.

    If only Putin would send Sadiq some money, perhaps he could spend it on running Londonistan properly. Instead his Woke virtue signalling only seems to appeal to desperate losers and sexual deviants who want to see history rewritten and road crossings in rainbow colours.

    Curious that he sees this as the west’s battle when it seems that much of the west has realised that the problem is those of his ilk, degenerate Lefties.
     
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  18. QuarterMoonII

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    They say it is an enormous Black Hole. Is this the Ginger Growler?
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