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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

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    Labour have date/time stamped screenshots showing work continued until 1 am. Raises the question if the Daily Heil is guilty of perverting the course of justice.
     
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    Sssh, someone will point out that you can set emails to be sent at preset times, which screws up the alibi. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Haha Labour : Back to the Future. I think Starmer drives a Delorean.
     
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    Meanwhile the financial crisis currently engulfing the UK is home brewed in Downing St. This crazy Ukraine war us costing us an arm and a leg, having already pushed fuel prices through the roof, despite being a rerun of ' Nam with Ukraine in the Viet Cong role.

    And now the government are threatening to ditch the NI protocol that Tubs de Pfeffel signed up to. This will trigger another war - with the EU over trade. Hang on to your hats folks as inflation passes 10% on it's way up.
     
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    Sssh, the draft mail will have clock icon in the top of the email. Close, but no cigar Sherlock :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    This is all v exciting!
     
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    Tories thought it was until Beergate went flat. The Tories have set a trap for Starmer and then blundered into it themselves. Quite frankly they are looking pretty stupid now having called for him to resign if issued with a FPN and him then saying " OK I will." They leant on Durham police to act and now they are it's all Starmer's fault. You couldn't make this ****e up...oh hang on the Daily Heil did.
     
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    Well you know how much dumb likes a “win” and Tory boy thought he was on to one.
     
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    I think it's time for Labour to get with the 20th Century and appoint a non white man as leader.

    If that means all "women " shortlists whatever a woman is or all queer all black or all Muslim shortlists , so be it.

    The country deserves better than a millionaire white with a Royal title .

    A working class party of the people ruled by Sir Keir Rodney Starmer encapsulates serfdom in British politics
     
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    Well now they've been hoist by their own petard they're going to have to scrape the ranks to find a replacement for Keith and the Growler. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Diane Abacus and Bammy Lammy would be the dream ticket <ok>
     
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    Just looking through their big players, and Thornberry looks a good fit for gender fluid types. Mind you, she's in a list of people most will never have heard of.

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    https://labour.org.uk/people/shadow-cabinet/
     
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    Steady on Labour have never had a female leader , let alone a negress
     
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    Which statue told you that? Clearly one with Diane Abbott’s understanding of arithmetic.

    You appear to have missed out the bit about seats LOST. Of the 488 seats that the Tories LOST more of them went to the Lib Dems than to Labour.

    It is, therefore, perfectly reasonable to assert that the Lib Dems are the first party that people think of for a protest vote, leaving Labour as second choice.

    In terms of seats WON or RETAINED, the Tories came second. It is difficult to see how the Lib Dems (868 seats) are breathing down the Tories’ necks (1,400 seats) with only 62 per cent of their seats after gaining 224.
     
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    No he was not but when have you let the facts get in the way? Nice selective quoting of Churchill by Remainers to claim he supported being in the United States of France. They missed out the quote where he was “with Europe but not of it” in the 1930s.
     
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    If you want a date/time stamped screenshot doing, I can knock one up with any date and time you like. I can even set the date/time of the file to whatever you require.

    If you want a date/time stamped photograph, I can do those as well from digital images. It is a bit more time consuming to do working from negatives.
     
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    There are many ways of avoiding or altering the timestamp, and they're not that complicated to do. I think it depends on which system you're using.

    It's something I've had a play with in the past as I was suspicious of the timings for some emails I was getting from people trying to look busy/important by looking as though they were sending emails late in to the night and on weekends.
     
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    Can you do about 10 thousand?
     
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