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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Schar and burn clicked mind... Haven't you picked up on the fact that anyone playing next to Lascelles turns in to bungle immediately
     
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    Of course, he'd be first out the door. I did say that Lascelles is more error prone by far than either. From Eddie's words, Lascelles is about to leave. I can see him going to a newly promoted side. Forest would be the dream for him. No doubt anyone coming up has to replace their 27 Chelsea/Man C/Liverpool loanees......
     
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    Honestly I can't take much more of watching the chaos Lascelles creates.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Agree.
    Wilson was an instant threat.

    If we can replace Wood, Miggy, Ritchie and Fraser with 4 big upgrades I'd literally fap myself to death.
     
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    And bungle please god get rid of bungle
     
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    Is this an appreciation fred?
     
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    Let's sign Ricky Martin if we just need a dancer.
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    True we have a lot of crap to get rid of before getting his goat up.

    But he wants to be the don. And he needs to raise his game if he is to be the don.
     
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    People might end up with egg on their faces next season.... We'll see... I'm after Lascelles I literally cannot understand why he's so crap when he's played so many games
     
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    All for that mate. Lascelles is just one of them players that never developed from the promise he had when he was young.
     
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    More or less this list to the t. I would suggest Hendrick is on there and Gayle too.
     
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    If he survives this summer I'll be amazed, but I do genuinely have this awful feeling both he and Shelvey will still play next season.
     
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    Sorry mate but she’s taken. By me. So you have no chance.

    On ASM his shooting is also rushed and mostly drags it because he is so keen on getting a shot off when there isn’t one on.

    Then he just likes a tit.
     
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    I bet Jonjo has missed more
     
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    I think your right. Lascelles just never developed. He’s a big standard championship player who has some intelligence and that’s why he is captain.

    Shelvey just never adapted to the changes of a modern midfield player. He’s not progressed either.

    He literally gets away with murder every game.
     
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  17. Prince Isak (GG)

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    His stats don’t lie do they.
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    The most astonishing thing is that he's been taking free kicks and corners for all those years and that number of goals and
    Assists? I mean just get ward prouse he does it all
     
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    Good point. In that case then he is bloody useless.

    He doesn’t even make many tackles.

    Another one for the chop…… Hayden.
     
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    I honestly don't know what he does tbh... He's just there.
     
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