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Match Day Thread The big Manchester Club vs Eddie’s Great Escapers

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  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Ok but I wouldn't start Wilson though, maybe a 30 min sub app to begin with.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ****s!
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Three points last week…oh, hang on…
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    You know us…

    :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I can’t see anything other than an absolute hammering today chaps.
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

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    Not surprised.

    Wasn’t Chippy describing this as a 16 can trip? The bloke’s tipsy when he smells the barmaid’s apron never mind drinking 16 cans. Bound to be a ‘hammering’.
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

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    16 crikey. I’ve heard he can’t even find his wallet after 3 to pay for them. So no chance!
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    I hope Joelinton is back in cm today... Sick of players being moved around to accommodate shelvey.. How about dropping that useless Bald albino... Was he playing when we trounced Norwich? No and we played the best football for ages
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

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    Shelvey serves no purpose most of the time, but today is when he needs to be dropped. What’s he going to do? Wave his arms at De Bruyne?
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    He’s a passenger at best. He’s useless in modern football because he isn’t mobile enough and he doesn’t read the game well.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    He's just ****.. Even his passing is way overrated... His long balls concede possession more often than not, he's got 1 assist this season, he gets ran past like he isn't there and rarely wins a ball... He's so **** he doesn't even get injured anymore.
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

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    Just thought. Has anyone mentioned yet…








    IT’S MATCH DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY






     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Wrong ground Holmes
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

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    Heaven is not the back seat of my Cadillac.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    You drive a cadillac? Imagine jumping around town in one of them
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I went down to NCL on Friday for a 7 hour tattoo session. Started with 4 pints in the mile Castle at 9… then tattoo started at 10… lunch was 5 pints… then after I nipped across the road for 3 in the slug. Then got the bus back to consett and had 6-7 pints before rolling in at 1am… wife went nuts… I was bolloxed
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    My next away day is Burnley. On a coach this time so slumming it. Probs a 15-20 can round trip methinks.
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Honestly mate if I had that many I wouldn’t be able to remember the amount I had.

    I would be waking up the next day wondering wtf happened.
     
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    Lemonade isn’t alcoholic.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I didn’t remember. My tattooist told me as he was with me for 12 of them then my credit card receipts after that helped fill in the blanks. I’m not a big drinker.. probs go out once every other week at best but when I do.. I don’t know when to stop.
     
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