Off Topic Sport Other than Football - formerly the Ashes Thread

Looking forward to the next celebrity boxing match...

 

I'm still not sure how real that all was, but I don't think Chris Rock can pull that off as an act.
The moral of the story is that if you take the piss out of someone's wife, don't be surprised if he hits you.

 

If you've seen the uncut version, you hear the impact of the hit

 

Yeah, but it's a very theatrical strike, including the swing and Smith's stance as he throws it.
Rock's feet barely move when he gets struck by a much bigger bloke, too.

The follow-up looks more convincing, to me.
Smith looks genuinely angry and Rock looks dumbfounded.

 

Chris Rock does edgy joke about Jada Pinkett having alopecia.
Will Smith initially smiles at the joke. She don't.
Will Smith "gets the memo" and goes and slaps Chris Rock.

The world remembers that Pickett, in the past, and in public,
humiliated Will Smith and make him appear to be a literal cuckold.

 

That's slapping talk.

 

I bet Chris Rock bit his tongue real hard after the slap
(must no do a cuck joke, must not do a cuck joke) .

 

#TeamChrisRock all the way here.

 

So, can we have Will Smith attend all awards shows hosted by Ricky Gervais?

Also...

 

To edgy paraphrase the great man : I love black people, but I hate cuckold Ni**as;

 

She moved to London from Canada in 2005, when we signed Stalteri.
Coincidence? Yes. Yes, it is.

 

Great post.
Bizarre, but great

 

Fury v Whyte was hyped up, but was never a contest. It was never going to be one.
I won £1 betting a £1 on Fury to win by KO or TKO which seemed remarkably generous at evens. Wish I’d put a few grand on him - but that’s a mug’s game.

 

Whyte had to come out swinging and hope he got lucky, which is what I thought he'd do.
Not sure what his actual plan was, but it didn't work at any point of the fight.
Pretty inevitable that he was going to be dropped in the middle rounds.

 

Ben Stokes named England Test Captain.

 

Now it's spread to cricket:

Play paused at Headingley due to a medical emergency in the crowd

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The spectator in question is responsive and has been carried away for further treatment. We send all our best wishes. Play is set to resume any moment now, with 10 overs lost from the day's allocation


Remind me to do this when my team are hanging on for a draw and I would like to waste 10 overs in the day's play

 

Must have been from Kent as Malan and Brook both 90 odd not out for Yorkshire

 

Awful commentary for a great fight.