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Match Day Thread Villareal v Liverpool CL SF L2

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's up mate?
     
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    A 24hr acid reflux monitor.
    Hospitals love sticking things in orifices.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    My doctor loves sticking his finger up my bum. Always seems to get excited when it's the prostate exam part of the annual physical.

    I should get a new doctor.

    Hope you feel better soon... And if you need a prostate exam, I know someone who will do it happily.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    How you wish your doctor is a woman.
     
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  6. Milk..

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    That would probably make it better, although, I'd prefer a doctor who wasn't excited about sticking fingers in bums.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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  8. saintanton

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    They're all the same.
     
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    Which head did steam would this be? They never managed it home or away against Bayern. They had 1 shot on target against Bayern in their home leg and 1 in the away leg, the highlights of which show Bayern should have been out of sight for the Villareal goal to have even mattered.
     
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  10. Milk..

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    I'm never going to shake a doctor's hand again.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    I went for eye examination with a lady doctor, turning the camera she asked me to look through the pinhole and her bra was lose. I was unable to concentrate.
     
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  12. LuisDiazgamechanger

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  13. Milk..

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    She was hoping you would notice. She was trying to seduce you.
     
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    Liverpool head to Villarreal with no fresh injury concerns as they aim to reach the Champions League final.

    Roberto Firmino is among the travelling contingent to Spain for the second leg of the last-four clash but is not ready for match action as he continues to recover from the foot injury he sustained in mid-April.

    "He was running today again, will travel with us but will not be involved in the squad yet. But we hope sooner rather than later," Jürgen Klopp said of the No.9 when he spoke to the media on Monday.

    Divock Origi has returned to team training after missing last weekend's Premier League win over Newcastle United due to illness.

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    UCL TRAININGPhotos: Liverpool gear up for Villarreal second leg
    "We had the issues with a stomach bug – they are all back. I think that's it. No concerns," added the manager, whose side lead the tie 2-0 following the opening leg at Anfield.

    On Naby Keita, the match-winner at St. James' Park on Saturday, Klopp said: "The player was never in doubt, not for a second, because he's outstanding. It's good he is now available.

    "It's a good option, a very good option to have. Played at the weekend obviously a really good game, so we'll see how long we will use him tomorrow. A very good option."
    Villarreal, meanwhile, hope to have forward Gerard Moreno available again after a hamstring issue sidelined him for the first leg.

    But the fitness of Arnaut Danjuma will be assessed in the run-up to kick-off, while Yeremy Pino has been ruled out.

    Unai Emery told reporters: "It is true that today Gerard has trained with the group and we will see tomorrow to what extent he feels good tomorrow. We do not take any risks with him.

    "Danjuma has also had some discomfort. He has not trained today with the group, and tomorrow morning we will see if he is in a position to play as well.

    "Yeremy, it is true that he has an injury that will make him miss out."

    Last match

    Alaves 2-1 Villarreal (April 30): Asenjo, Aurier, Mandi, Torres, Pedraza, Iborra, Parejo, Chukwueze, Trigueros, Gomez, Dia.

    Newcastle United 0-1 Liverpool (April 30): Alisson, Gomez, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson, Henderson, Milner, Keita, Diaz, Jota, Mane.

    Liverpool FC - Villarreal v Liverpool: Team news
     
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    I suffer badly with it. Had the camera down the throat - hate it; the first time I had it i opted for the local anaesthetic; probably the worst decision Ve ever made <laugh> Always get knocked out since. Never had the sensor.
     
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    Good strong team. Konate gives a bit more speed at the back and an attacking threat. Should be a good game as they have to come out and try to score so they will be more open than they were at Anfield for our counter attack.
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

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    good strong team. Hopefully can get couple goals up by Ht and get a few subs on to rest up for Spurs.
     
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    The wife had to go in to have her throat stretched once. Something to do with her bad reflux issues.

    I offered to do that at home for free rather than paying a doctor thousands to do it.
     
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  20. saintanton

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    I've had the camera one, down the throat and up the nose (not at the same time). I had a sedative for the endoscopy, doesn't knock you out but it was enough for me. Deadens your senses - like watching Man U.
     
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