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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Farked19

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    Mad Nad on the warpath again. Tweeted a picture of Starmer sharing a curry with Frank Dobson MP in contravention of lockdown rules. Sadly Frank tipped the twig in 2019!
     
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    Lefty Loony ****tah <laugh>

    Derp di derp di derp.
     
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  3. Willhoops

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    Good you’re admitting it. The first step in change is admitting you’re a bullshitting bastard.

    You’ll get there champ.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    So you don't believe I saw Romanian gypsies shop lifting in Tesco ?


    OK you will just have to carry on your life with that nagging doubt.

    You odd person
     
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  5. Willhoops

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    Do i believe it happens … yes, do I believe your story? No, you’re a bullshitting bastard who has been shown to make this kinda **** up, is it to try and make you sound more interesting? Do you convince yourself these things actually happen to you? To suit all the types of people you hate.. we’ll maybe.
     
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  6. DMD

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    It's a sure sign you're bang over an uncomfortable target when they whiny ****es bob up to disrupt it with tedious attempts at personal pap. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    So you don't believe the Nad story? Well actually neither did I. Simply because I couldn't comprehend how someone could be so stupid and be a minister. Clearly in the case of Mad Nad she is. And Tubs de Pfeffel us stupid enough to appoint her.
     
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    Seek help


    I make up tall stories about Romanian shop lifters ?

    OK Columbo if it makes you feel better .

    I made up the story to make Romanian people look bad, they don't live up to this stereotype.

    You will never see them shoplifting.

    Derp
     
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    Desperate for interaction especially as they can't 1 way hate post at Saxton anymore.

    " Do you remember 10 years ago you pretended to be at Glastonbury and posted a picture? We got you ."

    <laugh>

    That's my Mistress Orchid gotcha
     
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  11. Willhoops

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    Glad you admit you made it up. Not sure why you have to make this **** up.

    Oh I didn’t say it never happens, just that you made your story up, hope that clarifies things.
     
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    Boris goes to Glastonbury. <doh>
     
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    Bumped into this fella from Norwich today… he was walking down the street whilst balls deep in his sister and giving his dad a hand shandy
     
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    Did his head collide with your knee? :bandit:
     
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    his dad said hand shandy’s are better in Norwich.. with the webbed fingers and all that
     
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    This really happened to me at the chippy last night. REALLY. :emoticon-0106-cryin

     
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