Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

At least we win our games and don't let the gods and humanity down by giving Everton three points.

 

They do if you put you phone in the microwave for 30 secs first to enable the dev mode.

 

Not hard with 12 (13 with var?).

Fergie had that treatment for years. Really surprised you guys haven't won it more really the last few years

 

We would have if they didn't disallow sterling's goal against city in 12/13 the one ruled out for offside even though he was about 3 yards onside.

And wed have this one wrapped up to if the stonewall pen not given against City at Goodison was actually given.

Obviously none of that fits the agenda though so I'll shut up

 

Top tips: DON'T put your Fitbit in the microwave for 30 seconds if you drop it in the toilet after wiping your arse. It does not fix it - quite the opposite, in fact.

 

What about the absolute stone wall penalty not given against you lot for Everton?

 

I dont recall that.


Funny how that works innit

 

Jeez Bobby, I know you too have been ****ed by them chucking out Russian gangsters from the Prem, but leave it until next season until you too become a Bitter.

 

Seconded

 

Legend has it a dog was carried through the pre game crowd yesterday.

 

Phil Foden has to be player of the year. Different class.

 

His twin Phil is better imo

 

Not really.

Its Salah.

Anyone saying different is talking utter ****

 

Yeah I know.

 

Thats nothing new for you though is it?

 

You just said foden for player of the year

Bout as stupid as you can get that is.

 

Player of the year deffo goes to mike riley.

Hes managed to drag a struggling liverpool side to a title challenge