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My Ideas To Make Britain Great Again

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Oct 29, 2011.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    1. Random drug tests for benefit recipients and if they are found with anything in their system that they don't have a prescription for, bye bye benefits.

    2. National Service for all aged 18-21

    3. Get rid of the Royal Family - ****ing benefits scroungers

    4. Get rid of Wales - Seriously what the **** do they even contribute

    5. No tax on anyone earning less than £15000 from a job, not from benefits

    6. Targets for business recruitment and fines for those who fail to meet the targets

    7. Put me in charge

    This was a Party Political Broadcast by the I Can Do A Better ****ing Job Than You Party.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    At point 7 you went from a Tory to a Nazi.
     
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  3. Samurai

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    Mine are much better.

    1) Bonuses for owners of businesses that are partially owned by the government may only be given if the company has a profit greater than 5% for the year.

    2) Student Fees lowered to £4,500 - A fair compromise.

    3) Make Porn legal for under 18's - Teenage Pregnancies will go down because Teenage boys will know from a young age that 'A **** a day keeps the ****ing bitch child support away'
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    Well that's how it has to be <ok>
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Good ideas there. Would you like to be my Deputy Dictator?
     
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  7. Nazara

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    National Service shouldn't be compulsory, I work at Tesco with a good contract and do a good job.
     
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  8. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    Why? They don't cost the taxpayer much, they're good ambassadors for the UK, they bring in lots of money for the economy through tourism, occasionally you'll get big events where the country can unite and celebrate such as the jubilee or the marriage of William and Kate and they're one of the ways which makes the UK unique. There's not many other countries with a monarchy and it's also a part of our history and culture, therefore I don't think we should get rid of the Royal Family.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Are you always happy to help, or do ya get grumpy wi folk some times?
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    National service for idiots
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  11. Sam Axe

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    My experience with Tesco suggests that they don't give a **** about customer service but I have had nothing but good experiences with Asda so I shop there <nahnah>
     
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  12. RebelBhoy

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    I disagree. Therefore I think you should get rid of the Royal family.
     
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  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    He's not a chaperone for wheelchair-bound raspberries like you, you miserable auld ****er.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    I pee'd a little <laugh><hock too><laugh>
     
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  15. RebelBhoy

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    24hour Asda isn't open 24 hours.
    If I order online from Asda, it comes from Coleraine and not Strabane. Carbon footprints<grr>
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Too much white and blue in Tesco for me.

    <hock too>
     
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  17. Nazara

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    I'm happy to help.
    <laugh>
    BOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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  18. PompeyLapras

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    Well if you disagree, please state your argument for getting rid of the Royal Family then!
     
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  20. Hash.

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    prince william aint do it right if you ask me.cause if i was him id have married kate and ashley
     
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