Do you mean that you're a **** and she was ****ing someone else because you spend your life on a football forum. I'm assuming you look like this you ****ing loser please log in to view this image
I didn't do great last night Im afraid lads. Im a bit of a let down. Didn't bring anyone home just had a snog and got a number. unlad November hasn't started yet though!!!!!
was her text written in tourette style- you know - did she write impulsively, telling you to f*ck off ? - we need details !