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Boris Becker has done one for the next 2 and 1/2 years...

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  1. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Ron Burguvdy, Apr 29, 2022
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  2. GLP

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    Is that game, set and match?
     
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    GLP, Apr 29, 2022
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  3. DMD

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    He knows what it's like to time a serve, so it should only need a minor adaption for serving time.
     
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    DMD, Apr 29, 2022
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  4. dennisboothstash

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    Should have avoided being court
     
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    dennisboothstash, Apr 29, 2022
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  5. The B&S Fanclub

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    New balls, please.

    Hard bugger is Boris. He'll soon become the daddy on D wing. Watch out for his specialty. A tennis ball in a sock.
     
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    The B&S Fanclub, Apr 29, 2022
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  6. tigerscanada

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    His plea was "Not my fault ! Let me out !"
    Boom boom...Seems a Boris trait :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    tigerscanada, Apr 29, 2022
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  7. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

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    Does that make him a deuce bag?
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Apr 29, 2022
  8. Ernie Shackleton

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    Not a lot of Love on here for the Beckster.


    A real negative Racquet from you all.


    Get a Grip, the lot of yous.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Apr 29, 2022
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  9. dennisboothstash

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    Only because he’s so tightly strung, even though he was clearly at fault
     
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    dennisboothstash, Apr 29, 2022
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    The judge gave him 30-Love.
    Or in other words 2 and a half years.
     
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  11. Erik

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    Did any of you see the arse on that girlfriend of his? The old **** could open a bottle of Weissbier on that thing
     
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    Erik, Apr 30, 2022
  12. Ron Burguvdy

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    He wont be playing mixed doubles for the next couple of years...
     
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    The Female Judge at sentencing to Boris Becker: I sentence you to two and half years.
    Boris Becker: How many months is that?
    Female judge: 30, love...
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Apr 30, 2022
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  14. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    All joking apart, it really makes you wonder how successful sportsmen get into such a financial mess?
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Apr 30, 2022
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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Shagging a waitress in a cupboard during lunch marks him as a top top man to me

    i hope he was having dinner with his mrs at the time
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Apr 30, 2022
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  16. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I believe she gave birth, not sure whether the child was conceived at that actual time it happened, if so, the child's name might have been an interesting topic.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Apr 30, 2022
  17. Steven Toast

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    You leave Saltpot-Cutlery Becker out of this!
     
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    Steven Toast, Apr 30, 2022
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  18. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Bit posh for me surely
    HP Becker
    Heinz Becker?
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Apr 30, 2022
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    But he'll be out in half that so he'll love 15.
     
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    Plum, Apr 30, 2022
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    Broom-Broom Becker?
     
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    Anal Frank Fingers, Apr 30, 2022

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