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Happy Birthday Alan Smith

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  1. Taylors Tricks

    Taylors Tricks Member

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    Alan Smith my favourite sh*t player! Happy ****ing Birthday!
     
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    Taylors Tricks, Oct 28, 2011
  2. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I forgot my favourite players birthday - exactly a month ago :(
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Oct 28, 2011
  3. Jerel Ifil

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    Happy Birthday Alan.

    Hope you don't die in horrible pain.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Oct 28, 2011
  4. Cal.

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    Also Obafemi Martins' birthday... and mine. <diva>
     
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    Cal., Oct 28, 2011
  5. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Happy Birthday to you and the most frutrating player in history
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Oct 28, 2011
  7. Amnesiac

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    Happy birthday Alan, here's to many more years being a commentator!
     
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    Amnesiac, Oct 28, 2011
  8. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha, I weally think Wobin Van Pewsie is a gweat player
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Oct 29, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

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    Wouldn't mind him here.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 29, 2011
  10. Ever seen a mackem in Milan

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    I bought a Newcastle home shirt for my birthday when Smith signed with his name and number. I soon realised what a mistake it was and I haven't even looked at the ****ing thing since. :(
     
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    Ever seen a mackem in Milan, Oct 29, 2011

  11. Agent Bruce

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    Been a good player in his day but unfortunately all good things come to an end.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Oct 29, 2011
  12. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Absolute dross, done nothing of worth since arriving, worst buy ever.

    oh... many happy returns...unlike your NUFC goal tally you prat!
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Oct 29, 2011
  13. my name is jonas

    my name is jonas Member

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    if i was earning 60k per week doing absolutely nothing then i'd have time to make up a few jokes to keep the dressing room happy too!

    there's gotta be cheaper clowns out there!?
     
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    my name is jonas, Oct 29, 2011
  14. Tino's Machine Gun

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    Happy ****ing birthday you money-grabbing leech.
     
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    Tino's Machine Gun, Oct 29, 2011
  15. Darth Gogledd

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    Perch is a clown and he'll only be on about 3k a week, if that.
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Oct 29, 2011
  16. Quendo

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    TBF i do recall him putting many a decent shift in. Particularly in the CC. Though I think we have more than paid him enough for his one season of effort by now haha. Happy Birthday Smudger you headcase.
     
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    Quendo, Oct 29, 2011
  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    One year closer to retirement. <ok>
     
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    Welshie, Oct 29, 2011
  18. holystone

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    Exactly..........used to be!
     
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    holystone, Oct 29, 2011
  19. kentc81

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    happy birthday, now time to hang up those boots !
     
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    kentc81, Oct 29, 2011
  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Bet he's on about £15,000
     
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