WTAF! (Note him scrolling his mobile for info being messaged to him) This is the fecking EDUCATION Secretary!
"I've just Googled the figures and I think that I can fill out the rest of my time with ers and ums."
It's also not his money, he's taken out a loan against his Edison stock ...which has dropped in value by 10%, so a couple of dumb tweets will be enough to make one or the other worth as much as the slaves he aims to take to Mars
Considering he's already slagged off the current Twitter heads in a clear violation of the non-disparigment clause, it's almost as if he's trying to get out of it before the due diligence Of course, why he actually bid instead of talk a big game but do **** all like he usually does is where he clearly went wrong...
He's been noticeably absent last few days. Everyone assumed he was just distancing himself from the Johnson Omnishambles, but maybe there's an alternative solution...
Well isn't that convenient, just as the Tories are getting slammed for Michael Gove leaking the story of De Pfeffel looking up Angela Rayner's skirt to the Wail on Sunday (just a guess, and likely a good one) and two MPs watching porn in Commons, somebody happens to remember being sexually harassed by a member of the Shadow Cabinet...
