Good player is Ricarlison. As is Gordon. If they went down I'd take both. Ricarlison would love to join his international colleague Bruno. Both seem pretty ****ty personalities but who gives a **** really. Most footballers are ****s. Not Bruno though, he's just an all round legend.
What's Joey Barton's list of crimes this year just out of interest? I assume by the end of the year he'll have COTY sewn up as usual. Although Nile Ranger might give him some competition.
Other than he tries to impersonate @CaraMatt 's look and dress style - nothing at all from what I can recall