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Match Day Thread Beelin Klopp’s Scousers v Eddie’s Samba Stars

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 23, 2022.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No way would I like them to win,remember this is one of the teams that shafted us for 2 years and will continue to do so with their European league /"Project Big Picture" plans,this is how I'd like to see next 4 games pan out:
    scousers W
    City L
    Arsenal L (manure no CL though looking unlikely already)
    Burnley L you know why.....

    ps Howe won't allow that,Arsenal and Burnley are very winnable games
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    I really hope we lose vs Burnley
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    So we have to lose three just to **** up the two Merseyside teams and Man Utd. Would rather see us winning all four and would love to start with a win on Saturday.
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    <laugh> Won't happen anyway,Arsenal away to W Ham and Spurs before us and could well be over for them by then.
     
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    That must have been a sight to behold for the fashionistas.
     
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  6. Darth Plagueis

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    Formation I'd play - I'd play defensive and counter. We have the pace to do it. Work our arses off. We cannot play the same formation as usual and not get hammered.

    There is literally no point playing Wood in this formation, he'd get slaughtered. We need to be defensive, good on the ball and counter.

    I'd play -

    ---------------Gayle/ASM-----------------
    Murphy-Joe--Bruno-Willock--Almiron
    Targett----Burn---Lascelles---Krafth
    -------------------Dubz-----------------

    I was thinking 5-4-1, but I'm not confident in Schar playing anymore, our strength is definitely our midfield. We have one great CB and good fullbacks, but are lacking in confident, good CB's besides burn.

    Better to flood the midfield.

    I'd play 5 hard working midfielders in a defensive 4-5-1. Murphy and Almiron to support fullbacks.

    I'd have Gayle/ASM up front because I suspect well counter attack alot.
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    I would play Schar rather than Lascelles. Lascelles is so slow when in possession - we will just turnover the ball repeatedly if he is playing it out from the back. Agree about Wood - definitely play ASM rather than Gayle.

    I would probably switch Almiron and Murphy. I would target Trent-Arnold. He may be great coming forward but he is not good defensively.
     
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  8. CaraMatt

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    With you on giving-them-a-game, but totally against your desire for Klippety to win the title. For reasons unknown to me I detest Liverpool; they’ve become my new ‘1990s Manchester United’
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Referee: Andre Marriner. total ****,
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    check out his last 9 games he has reffed us below

    Assistants: Simon Long, Scott Ledger.
    Fourth official: Andy Madley.

    VAR: Mike Dean. How he is allowed anywhere near a Merseyside team beats me
    Assistant VAR: Darren Cann


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    20/10/18 Newcastle United - Brighton & Hove Albion 0:1
    02/01/19 Newcastle United - Manchester United 0:2
    02/02/19 Tottenham Hotspur - Newcastle United 1:0

    04/05/19 Newcastle United - Liverpool FC 2:3 (last minute Liverpool goal following freekick awarded for a dive by Fabinho)
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    14/09/19 Liverpool FC - Newcastle United 3:1
    19/10/19 Chelsea FC - Newcastle United 1:0
    26/12/20 Manchester City - Newcastle United 2:0
    24/04/21 Liverpool FC - Newcastle United 1:1
    17/10/21 Newcastle United - Tottenham Hotspur 2:3
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    Jesus that's a terrible team,take Gayle,Murphy and Lacelles out,put Wood,Schar and Shelvey back in

    --------------Wood-----------------
    ASM-Joe--Bruno-Shelvey-Willock/Almiron
    Targett----Burn---Schar---Krafth
    -------------------Dubz-----------------

    if it ain't broke etc...
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

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    Dubs

    Krafth Schar Burn Targett

    Bruno Shelvey Joelinton

    Almiron Wood ASM
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Looks familiar :cheesy:
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    So we're going into a defensive formation and you want ASM to be on the LW? Seriously? Murphy was put in because he's got good work rate and decent defensive cover, same with Almiron.

    And why should Shelvey start? He's awful without the ball, and WILL get raped by Liverpool midfield.

    Anything Shelvey can do, Bruno can do better, we don't need shelvey.

    Willock has a goal in him and works hard defensively and attacking wise. We need grafters with good pace in that midfield. Willock is good at dispossessing people and beating a man.

    Wood will win literally NOTHING in the air vs Matip and Van dick. Literally nothing. Wood will be of no use what so ever.

    I don't understand why you all are putting Schar ahead of Lascelles.

    Schar was dropped because he's been making tonnes of errors over the last few games, and rightly so.

    Pick players on form, and right now Schar is a liability.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    The 4 players that were "dropped" last week will start Saturday,simple and they should because we wouldn't be 9th now if it wasn't for them!
    You want Lacelles to play against Salah,Mane,Jota,Diaz and Origi lol
     
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    Hopefully it's him vs Burnley
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    It will be Mike Dean when we play City away

    I think I have found a pattern of choices that the PGMOL use
     
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  17. Darth Plagueis

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    If it's a choice between lascelles or schar then normally I would choose schar, but he has been the weakest player recently because of how many mistakes he's made.

    You pick on form not history, and Schar has made more mistakes than anyone recently in defence. Lascelles should be called up when whoever is in his position is playing ****.

    You want ASM to play against Liverpool on the LW and get dispossessed constantly in deep positions?

    The only place ASM should play in a defensive formation against a side like Liverpool is CF. If he's on the wing, he'll be a liability against a side like Liverpool.
     
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  18. ToonArmy1892

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    Lascelles over Schar ffs, give ya heed a wobble man.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Lascelles needs ousting this summer
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    Did you read what I said?
     
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