Off Topic The Burly Arms

Had enough of the football, my view for the rest of the afternoon.

 

Nice.

 

Now time for a sundowner

 

Graduation day the sequel today, proper can't be arsed.

 

Get pissed on the Pimms that is available at any good University Graduation. It makes the day seem a lot shorter.

 

Driving innit. Just keeping my head down and might get a little kip.

 

Such a boring day, sat about watching people just walk across a stage in twat clothes. Wanted to bin mine off but guess meant a lot to my mum or something so went and was bored ****less

 

Probs not the best thing to whilst driving tbh

 

Take your shades so nobody knows.

 

He's ****ed up and not got tickets. "Thought it would be okay on the day" told us he's got 2 but just made it up, Mrs luv going to lose it with him.

 

Completely agree, waste of time.

 

Oh ****. Well just as well there were two then.

What was he thinking, those things are always booked up, ppl wanting extra tickets. Mum is not going to be happy.

 

There are no tickets he hasn't got any.

 

Yeh I just meant there's no chance you'll get them on the day.

You did the first graduation though?

 

Yeah did the first. Load of nonsense. The 2 tickets he was supposed to get were for my parents.

 

Haven't seen Mrs luv this pissed off since I called her a **** during a drunken argument.

 

Ah fck. That's not good.

But also kinda funny

 

oh shhite!