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Go read their forum pages and try not to read it without a high pitched scouse voice in your head.

 

Thanks, that will keep me entertained for a while

 

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In a Rio Ferdinand voice "Ungrateful shower of **** should be on bended knee thanking Rafa for the points he got them earlier in the season and say thank you to Rafa"

 

Impossible. I just hear Gerrard.

 

all 11 Everton players behind the ball in their 18 yard box killing the game

 

Everton win wouldn’t be the end of the world. Liverpool derailed ahead of Saturday isn’t a bad thing.

 

and the most important question is
does paint dry quicker when watching

 

I'll eat my hat if Everton don't win this

 

Is Rafa still manager? The ****housery is extraordinary.

 

Clippity Klopp looking like he's going to cry

 

Typical Everton performance. They need a point and that’s all they can really hope for.

Been a crap match.

 

Just going to make it all much sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeter.

 

Now where have I heard that before

 

Lampard’s relegation post-match interview;

“Gutted for the fans and the club”
“Table doesn’t lie”
“Fans have every right to express their anger”
“Key decisions have gone against us - VAR and EPL need to take a long hard look at themselves”
“I came in at a time when the damage was done”
“…judge me when I have my own people in”
“Rebuild over the summer”
“Some players just not up to it”
“Take stock, roll our sleeves up, come back stronger”
“The buck stops with the manager”
“No, I don’t blame myself”

(I’m going to regret this post before the final whistle aren’t I!)

 

Liverpool will beat us irrespective - we need to stay real here, men. The time will come, but it’s not ‘now’

 

It is now

 

Everton have been a disgrace to the game, not that their fans will give a monkeys