Worst Ever

Worst ever Goalkeeper. That Belgium chap who was dogyshite.

 

Worst flavour crisps. Matmite.

Wt actual f.

 

That is crazy, who would invent crisps that taste like bugs from a door mat?

 

Referee Jeff Winter

I was a bit young but my dad sure did hate him

 

Worst manager……… starts with a B

 

Des Hamilton was **** like

 

Graeme Bouness

 

Sam Allardyce for me... I remember ironing a shirt when I heard he was gone.. What a night

 

What will you do when we win the Champions League? Wash the car?

 

I'll probably be reading the makems tears and feeling myself

 

You live a rock and roll lifestyle my friend. Be very careful and don’t burn yourself.

Did I ever tell you the story of when I nipped my wiener in my zip. ****ing painful that!

 

Bordon Lee

 

That sounds like the winner of the worst wurst incident.

 

Woke up the next day and when I went for a pee I couldn’t control the direction of the squirting it was hilarious.

Almost to the point of asking my wife to come and watch it. Like a clogged shower head.

 

I think Stevie Taylor has to get worst play acting award for his impression of being shot in the body by a sniper after handballing in the area. Fecking hilarious, but bad at the same time.

 

His dive against sunderland was better

 

Taylor's ****housery at the Cabaye's free kick vs Stoke has to get a mention. Absolutely pissed myself laughing, but it was the worst display in terms of 'ungentlemanly conduct' I can think of.

 

Laters guys

 

So it wasn't the worst then?