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Worst Ever

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Worst ever Goalkeeper. That Belgium chap who was dogyshite.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Apr 22, 2022
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    Worst flavour crisps. Matmite.

    Wt actual f.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Apr 22, 2022
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  3. Obi Wan

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    That is crazy, who would invent crisps that taste like bugs from a door mat?
     
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    Referee Jeff Winter

    I was a bit young but my dad sure did hate him <laugh>
     
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    Griffy, Apr 22, 2022
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Worst manager……… starts with a B
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Apr 22, 2022
  6. Toonitus

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    Des Hamilton was **** like
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 22, 2022
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    Graeme Bouness
     
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    Sam Allardyce for me... I remember ironing a shirt when I heard he was gone.. What a night
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 22, 2022
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    What will you do when we win the Champions League? Wash the car?
     
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    I'll probably be reading the makems tears and feeling myself
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    You live a rock and roll lifestyle my friend. Be very careful and don’t burn yourself.

    Did I ever tell you the story of when I nipped my wiener in my zip. ****ing painful that!
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Apr 22, 2022
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    Bordon Lee
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    That sounds like the winner of the worst wurst incident.
     
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    Woke up the next day and when I went for a pee I couldn’t control the direction of the squirting it was hilarious.

    Almost to the point of asking my wife to come and watch it. Like a clogged shower head.
     
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    I think Stevie Taylor has to get worst play acting award for his impression of being shot in the body by a sniper after handballing in the area. Fecking hilarious, but bad at the same time.
     
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    Screenshot_20220422_151056.jpg
     
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    His dive against sunderland was better <laugh>
     
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    Taylor's ****housery at the Cabaye's free kick vs Stoke has to get a mention. Absolutely pissed myself laughing, but it was the worst display in terms of 'ungentlemanly conduct' I can think of.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 22, 2022
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    Laters guys

    <badger>
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 22, 2022
  20. Obi Wan

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    So it wasn't the worst then?
     
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