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Off Topic Munse’s Kracow Diaries

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Apr 19, 2022.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Man’s gone to have his boobs sorted but in the meantime he plans on enjoying himself starting off with giving the Taxi driver a Tit **** at the end of his journey

    Anyway this will be a good place for Munse Pilkington to keep us updated with his bullshit

    Have a good one brh

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    Hope he gets polish bum aids again
     
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    It’s 20:02 in Krakow, and Munse has his bugle wedged up a hooker’s arse crack
     
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    He was actually defoliating his arse last week in preparation. according to his posts on our forum.

    He is obviously expecting to be abused by the surgeon while under the anaesthetic.
     
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    First night and the Munse is missing

    prolly spent it being some big fat Bulgarian bloke’s dildo
     
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    As long as the sex change is a success, I wish him all the best.
     
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    My mates misses went and got a new pair of tits from turkey........mate reckon you get what u pay for and no matter how good a fake is at the start they all go out of shape in the wash.

    He's no longer with her and has gone organic
     
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    She could have got her Turkey breasts in Asda <ok>
     
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    She ended up with Turkish shish kebabs
     
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    Geordies who speak with their strong dialects abroad are total arseholes.

    Bet Munson is one of them.
     
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    We will find out if he comes back with potato implants and a miniature piano player
     
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    At least there is little danger of the donor penis being rejected in his case ... given that the doctors just need to detach it from his forehead and graft it on to his fanny ...
     
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    It's ok mage it's Welshie and tbh I was out pissed in krakow teaching the locals what canny and wey aye meant the day before he made that post <laugh>
     
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