If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair... ... No wait... You're bald!
I don't know why they are even taking the piss, I'd imagined you as the sort of guy with a crew cut. Not sure what these guys were expecting, long locks or something, must be a woke thing.
I didn't even think it was Luv. Saw a bloke in the reflection in that bottle and presumed it was somebody sitting next to Luv as he'd be taking the photo Luv's 'Yer Ma' reaction though suggests it is him
I was begining to wonder, they seemed extremly disappointed, he wasn't the model playboy male they were expecting.
I don't get why you are so bothered, checking out a bottle for a reflection ffs, was you expecting to see the ghost of hiag or something, looking back at yer. Singing 4th and you fooked it up.