Well, looks like Im single again and got a lot of heavy nights out in Norwich planned over the next month. So the question is, how many girls will I pull in November? Closest guess from a person wins a secret prize. Just to help you guess - I am very good looking and in great shape. Just under 6 ft 1. My best feature are my eyes and lashes. I have a bit of stubble and a slight tan. Black hair. I occasionaly pull in the smoking area (dont smoke but mates do and its a laugh in there. Always take a lighter along for the convo starter) but generally pull at the bar or later in the club with some dance moves. Im quite funny, so normally make the girl laugh if im pulling in the bar but if in a club I just dance near and look their way with my awesome eyes, sometimes even give a cheeky wink.
I think you'll pull 0, and I'm docking an extra point for the rape-charges you'll no doubt face (so -1).
I'm sure that with the successful advice from Jack Bauer that saved your relationship with the bestest partner a man with no balls could ever hope to have you'll have bedded every woman in Norwich
Complicated Jordan but she made her feelings clear so I finished it. Moving on now! Basically we were happy - was well into her, she was insanely hot etc but she had tourettes which got worse and it was unfair on me. If she really loved me she would control it. She told my mum to F off at one point! She then said to me a couple of days back - "This isn't fair on you. Im not sure if I can hold you back like this" (again giving me mixed signals! Is that what she wants and using it as an excuse) So I said - "Is that what you really want?" She replied - "****ER" I just walked off, had enough. I didnt deserve that. Said it was over by text later that night whilst on the pull with the lads.
i think you made the right choice holty. a bird with tourettes is a lot of baggage. the "****er" reply is a bit harsh. move on son...move on
And you're so obviously a virgin you couldn't be more of a virgin if you walked round wearing a t-shirt saying "look at me, I'm a **** ugly virgin".
Another lame response from stereo... Look at the old man getting all annoyed haha, so easy to get a reaction from. You're not hip, young and trendy enough for this thread stereo. Go talk about your train set somewhere else or something.
