Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

Cheick Tiote is the one causing the problems on the forum. Just because he can.

 

Cheick Tiote blew down the third Little Pig's house...

 

Cheick Tiote will one day take out all P.C Nazi's with a single tackle.

 

Cheick Tiote didn't like Phil Thompson so he thought it would be funny to give Pinocchio's nose.

 

Cheick Tiote doesnt get caught off speed cameras, he catches them and makes the government pay a fine

 

Cheik Tiote was once playing a game with a child, where he stole their nose. He then gave the little kid a new one. The 'voluntary' donor? Steve Bruce...

 

*from the commentator on the highlights*

"hes scored a few spectacular goals for Twente... Tiote doesnt do tap ins!"

 

Cheick Tiote once went out for a mexican then had a massive ****. It was so massive, life grew on it. He named the turd, Liverpool

 

Some say the Cheik Tiote is the Stig and that he can shoot bolts of lightening from his nipples at will, all we know is that you don't **** with him!!!!

 

Cheick Tiote then felt sorry for the turd and gave them their own Santa

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Cheik Tiote hates it when people spell his name with two c's.

 

it is spelt with 2 c's i'd hide if i was you

 

But...but...Wikipedia says...

 

'Cheik Ismael Tiote' Your safe.

 

but what if the person who put it on wiki spelt it wrong (i'd hide if i was you just to be on the safe side)

here is a picture of the exact moment when tiote spots tomski in the stand and comes after him

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The resemblance is uncanny!

It's ok, I hear Cheik Tiote likes it when your realise your mistakes.

 

the fact is noone knows how Cheik's name is spelt.
One of his many mysteries,unless Jose knows.

 

Tiote once had a paper round as a child......... there were no survivors

 

Cheick Tiote leaned on the 'Tower Of Pisa'

 

Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Cheik Tiote.