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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You sure there's only four? <laugh>
     
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  2. Ghostinthehouse

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    You seem like a regular.
    I'd guess in your mid-50s, so aren't you way young for this place.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Some Fatboy reckons you're a Mackem.... Is that true?
     
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    I would assume he's dead.
     
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    I’ll just count my digits….

    I have 5.

    I’ll just check my cock…

    no sister sucking it.

    deffo not a Mackem.
     
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  10. Ghostinthehouse

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    I see, so basically, you've had a digit amputated and you're hung like a chipmunk. Defo a mackem
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

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    It's almost as if we've met 'Ghost' before. Is he a reincarnation of that old reptile Fredor? <confused> Pouchy will be getting a hard-on if so.
     
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    Regretably, I can neither confirm or deny your assertion, but my recollection is that Fredor was a fun loving, dashing and handsome individual. That of course rules out most posters on here, who simply don't fit the bill. That said, I always wondered about your good self.
     
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    he takes a closer interest in you mate… perhaps you could be brothers…
     
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    Rumbled <laugh>
     
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    Now that the introductions are out the way, how are you?
     
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    not bad mate. You?
     
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    HEEEEEEEEDDDDD?



    I’m only shouting as he’s a bit deaf.
     
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    Alright mate, I hope you're well.
    I may be deaf, but, I'm not daft.
     
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