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    So a male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure.

    The male fly swoops down next to her and says, "Excuse me love, but is this stool taken?"
     
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    Keyboa d fo sale pe fect wo king o de .
     
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    I drove to a nightclub but had no tie, so knotted my jump leads around my neck

    The doorman said, ”I’ll let you in, but don’t start anything...”
     
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    Vandals have stolen the F from the Funfair sign in our town...

    Now that is just unfair.
     
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    Just come as you are.......

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    Two flies sitting on a piece of ****. One says to the other, “Alright, Dave, I haven’t seen you for a while”.

    “Yeah”, says Dave, “I’ve been on the sick”.
     
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    Breaking news:

    A Cessna light aircraft has collided with the top of the London Eye.

    Police say that the pilot is slowly coming round.
     
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    Coverdale?
     
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    A blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
    After she had been driving for awhile, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
    She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
    The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
    The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
    The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
    "If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
     
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