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Bramble charged

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sunderland footballer Titus Bramble has been charged with two counts of sexual assault and urinating in a public place.

    The 30-year-old defender, from Wynyard, Teesside, will appear at Teesside Magistrates Court on 10 November.

    The Premier League star was arrested on 28 September and 14 October on suspicion of carrying out separate sexual assaults.

    Mr Bramble's lawyer said he would "vigorously contest" the allegations.

    A Sunderland AFC spokesperson said: "Titus Bramble is training independently at present and is not involved in any first team duties.

    "This will remain the case, pending the outcome of club investigations."

    Mr Bramble began his footballing career at Ipswich, before making a £6m move to Newcastle United.

    He then joined Wigan Athletic and moved back to the North East with Sunderland last year.
     
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  2. Munstertoon

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    Got the Julius Caeser Ides of March reference. The second bit was what confused me, as "et duo Titus" translates as "and two things Titus". I know it's Friday afternoon, and the end of a long and tiring working week, but I still don't get the joke.
     
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  3. biggeordiedave

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    I can see this thread turning into a Latin debate then.
     
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  4. Alfie

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    If he's was charged surely it was soliciting a prostitute not sexual assault?

    Surely Titus never had to pay for it.

    Oh sorry <ok>
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    I'm not going to get into a Latin debate ;) It was decades ago when I was forced to do it and I've forgotten most of it.

    Perhaps if someone smashes a wooden ruler across my knuckles it would bring back the memories.

    What was it with Latin teachers? Why were they such sadistic bastards?
     
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  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    That is a ludicrous impetus...
     
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  7. Munstertoon

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    If you have one more than a threesome, do you have a forum?
     
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    Supprime tuum stultiloquium, di miserere animae tuae!
     
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    Careful now, one of our more colourful users might get aroused... <whistle>
     
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  10. skalpel

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    <laugh>!
     
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    Ah good then. We need to start acting with more decorum on here.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Oct 28, 2011
  12. Colly NUFC

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    You're all what the Romans would call, a dorkus mallorkus.
     
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  13. biggeordiedave

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    We've started a Latin pun thread for ****s sake. I'm going to get us all banned.
     
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    Just thought I'd caesar chance.
     
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  15. biggeordiedave

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    Any more of this punning and I'm going to Rome another board.
     
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    Oh for gawds sake don't start that again.
     
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  17. overseasTOON

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    Tell us what it's like Ovid there.
     
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  18. skalpel

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    If it's any good I might pope over myself.
     
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  19. Aldridge_Prior

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    Why not, it's Neronuff...
     
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  20. overseasTOON

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    The crassus always greener on the other side
     
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