So a male fly notices a rather attractive female fly lounging on a pile of cow manure. The male fly swoops down next to her and says, "Excuse me love, but is this stool taken?"
I drove to a nightclub but had no tie, so knotted my jump leads around my neck The doorman said, ”I’ll let you in, but don’t start anything...”
Two flies sitting on a piece of ****. One says to the other, “Alright, Dave, I haven’t seen you for a while”. “Yeah”, says Dave, “I’ve been on the sick”.
Breaking news: A Cessna light aircraft has collided with the top of the London Eye. Police say that the pilot is slowly coming round.
A blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for awhile, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
