You should buy the house for her so she doesn't have to wait in line with a bunch of other people, you selfosh cheapskate.
Is that Mrs Luv's new home until the electrics are fixed? Looking at them clouds, looks like a storm brewing mate.
Just managed to ding the ****ing car for **** sake. Camera and sensor didn't pick up a low kerbside bollard. Well, not quick enough anyway. Nice one. Looked **** all, then you noticed the rear light cluster broken, the light in the bumper broken, the scratch on the bumper. I had to go back for the chrome end of the exhaust, which I hadn't noticed had been pulled off first time. Bollocks. Think I might just sit in the garden and have a beer. Some of that Limoncello wouldn't go amiss.
FFS, thought he hasn't brought it but the sound of some clunky keyboard playing has just wafted from the kitchen.
Been for a big old hike today. It’s really beautiful up here. Found a nice lake too so went for a swim. Ended up in a proper old 14th century pub. Steak and chips and a Pint of local brew to finish off the day.