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Which player is your least favourite?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Merino's Ballerina Feet, Apr 13, 2022.

  1. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    It has to be Jamaal Lascelles for me the dude is like a bill in a China shop.

    Complete liability.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm…..

    let me have a little think about this one
     
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  3. Magdad

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    Should you tell him Teach or should I? <laugh>
     
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  4. Magdad

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    How much does he charge like? Ba boom
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Just waiting for @Roland Deschain…
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Why? Can’t you just tell us? Save you logging out then in
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Hendrick.

    No contest.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    dont tar me with that brush fella.. I give Wood a chance..
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    So we have a 4th non Chippy account
     
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  11. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Gayle. Somehow worse than Wood.
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    Heads for Hayden, tails for Lascelles
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    According to Howe he trains the best????

    Current player I am going Gayle also.

    But I absolutely hate both Owen and Jenas.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    It changes but tbh I don't really dislike any of them.. Lacelles may be our worst player atm but he's a really nice lad that never says a bad word

    I think it's a good bunch of lads actually

    I just get pissed off with them when they play bad.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Hendrick - was/is a bungling drunk clown with the speed of a sloth and the grace of a donkey with 3 broken legs... However he's been moved on now and won't play for us again, so he doesn't really count.

    I wanna give the award to Clark right now, after previously being decent he just seemed to be on a kamikaze mission to relegate us this season. That first goal Man City got against us was unbelievable, where he ducted under the ball to allow it to perfectly float to their striker in the 6 yard box.

    Hendrick and Clark to go in the summer, as well as Hayden, Lascelles, Miggy, Krafth and both Longstaffs.
     
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  16. Magdad

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    For me there is a 4 way split on the ****test player of the year award.

    The Nominee's for the award are

    Freddy Woodman - For his role in the biggest disappointment from a so called wonderkid in a NUFC shirt ever.
    Karl Darlow - For his utter **** and can't even be bothered to dive for half the shots flying past me performances
    Matt Ritchie - For being utterly clueless, brainless and **** yet screaming at everyone else on the pitch for his mistakes
    Ciaran Clark - For not having a single average game all year. His performances have been dogshit and I hope his next **** is a hedgehog.
     
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  17. Darth Plagueis

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    Disagree with Ritchie. He works hard, his deliveries were the best in our squad before Trippier came. Not his fault he's been forced to play LWB and been bruce'd.
     
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  18. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Ciaran Clark definitely. Absolute donkey.
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Tbf we've had an endless amount of wonderkids who turned out to be ****:

    Haris Vuckic - we beat Real and Man U to his signature as a kid, a few years later was struggling to get on the Rotherham bench.
    Nile Ranger - yeah, that ****.
    Phil Airey - Pardew's masterplan to rescue pride vs Stevenage, being on Phil Airey for a debut when we're 2-0 down, no wonder they won, he wasn't got enough for Blyth Spartans.
    Elias Sorenson - hailed here a few years ago, now in the Danish second league
    Blah blah
     
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  20. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    I disagree mate. If your a professional and you are told to mark someone its not hard to follow them around the ****ing park and have some sort of knowledge on where to stand
     
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