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The male fashion/ grooming thread

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  1. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    A conversation gave me the idea of this thread.

    I'm cracking on a bit now and going through a style transformation... All bright colours and clothes with large emblems are being disposed of.... Any tips? What are people wearing these days? What's considered casual cool these days?

    Grooming? Any good products? I'm currently nairing my balls and arse. I'm not afraid.
     
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  2. boxheed

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    Some people reckon yellow chino’s are back in fashion now?
    Male grooming products? Just remember you can’t polish a turd
     
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    boxheed, Apr 14, 2022
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  3. Fox Mulder

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    Patience is the key... The polishing is the last phase
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I wear whatever I like regardless of fashion or what it looks like.

    only grooming I do is trimming
     
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  5. Fox Mulder

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    The problem I have is that I like things I'm too old to wear.

    Just plain now
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Just wear them. **** everyone else
     
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    Just go to an adult baby party, nappies on middle aged men are perfectly acceptable there.
     
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  8. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    Haha tbh you're right... 100%
     
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    What on earth?
     
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  10. Charlie Snakescock

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    Wow you are a vanilla boy.

    Adult baby parties, ****ed up parties wear fat bald middle aged men go to where nappies, be bottle fed and crawl around like babies

    0_Attack-of-the-Adult-Babies-1359577.jpeg
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    Can somebody tell the four horsemen that they’re going to be needed soon.
     
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  12. Fox Mulder

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    My god
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

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    You called.
     
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  14. Fox Mulder

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    Not today thanks
     
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    But I didn’t answer
     
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  16. Charlie Snakescock

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    Nice, within barely 10 posts I managed to turn Chaos's nice thread about beard shaping, after shave and designer clothes, into some ****ed up fetish/depravity fest with old men in nappies.
     
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  18. GodAlmighty

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    You're a wuss. At least Merino just jumped in with both feet asking how to get a hooker and titled the thread accordingly <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    He did. This one is dancing round the edges when it should be balls deep in smut.

    Anyone into watersports?
     
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  20. GodAlmighty

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    Aye giving but not taking go check out the other thread ........ so is she <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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