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Match tickets and Season Tickets discussion thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Feb 14, 2022.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Ok Chippy
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Every morning I strip to my balls pass water etc then weigh myself
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Do you shave them at that point?
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    Chippy weighs his wallet every day to make sure it doesn't feel lighter.
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    Wouldn't that get messy if he's shaving while passing water?
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    I just purchased some mens Nair on Amazon this morning actually..
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Don’t know ask Captain Magd Welsh Crone QWO Chippy. Ask Chippy. Or yourself.
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    Wet shaving my thighs balls, barse and anal entrance is a mistake I only made once btw
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Does it actually work down there?
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    I have no idea but I'm off to Poland soon so I'm giving myself a good once over..
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    I'm sure Chippy would wet shave it for you if you offered him a drink.
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    So you're more aerodynamic for the flight?
     
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  13. Magdad

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    FFS and now we have the budget @CaraMatt <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    I'm a bit of a fanny tbh.. I use moisturers the lot.
     
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  15. Magdad

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    I gave up on all that ****e when magmam got stubble burn on the end of her nose <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    I actually meant for my face <laugh>
     
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  17. Magdad

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    Oops.
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    i might rock up to the Earl in a HDQ t shirt soon.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    only cos they only go up to a 40 inch waist you fat ****
     
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    Ball shaving? You fellas are a bunch of mucky twats.
     
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