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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Feb 14, 2022.
Ok Chippy
Every morning I strip to my balls pass water etc then weigh myself
Do you shave them at that point?
Chippy weighs his wallet every day to make sure it doesn't feel lighter.
Wouldn't that get messy if he's shaving while passing water?
I just purchased some mens Nair on Amazon this morning actually..
Don’t know ask Captain Magd Welsh Crone QWO Chippy. Ask Chippy. Or yourself.
Wet shaving my thighs balls, barse and anal entrance is a mistake I only made once btw
Does it actually work down there?
I have no idea but I'm off to Poland soon so I'm giving myself a good once over..
I'm sure Chippy would wet shave it for you if you offered him a drink.
So you're more aerodynamic for the flight?
FFS and now we have the budget @CaraMatt
I'm a bit of a fanny tbh.. I use moisturers the lot.
I gave up on all that ****e when magmam got stubble burn on the end of her nose
I actually meant for my face
Oops.
i might rock up to the Earl in a HDQ t shirt soon.
only cos they only go up to a 40 inch waist you fat ****
Ball shaving? You fellas are a bunch of mucky twats.