Match tickets and Season Tickets discussion thread

Nah there's more than that like

Me, Thee, Munse, The Vince fan club, Zipper boy, Ben 10, Hung, The Chris Wood fan club, Puchy's wife fan club, pouchy, JRF, Obi Wan, Cans, Jakarta and Tash and I'm still probably missing a few.

 

They are all Chippy

 

Oi, fook off! I have never worn mustard chinos in my life - and never will.

 

And I haven't knowingly pumped anyone by the name of Pouchy's lass so you can strike me off the Chippy sock accounts too.

 

@Obi Wan @magdad

Covering tracks I see? Hmmm…..

The lady doth protest too much, me thinks

 

Sounds like the Tories on Twitter repeating their idiotic support of Boris the Bullshitter and Fishi Rishi

 

For one horrible moment I thought you had typed Magdad and Obi sitting in a tree........

I thought the ****ing branch would snap

 

Reminds me of the "Oh alright then, I am the Messiah!" scene in the Life of Brian.

 

Is Magdad heavy then?

 

Nah I'm about 12 stone dripping wet, last time I weighed myself, which I can't for the life of me think when I last did that

 

these guys remember you very well

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When you were 8?

 

Nah mate, Unlike certain teachers I'm aware of that only let their hair down 42 weeks of the year whilst their on holiday, I smashed the granny out of it every night during my teen and twenties before briefly settling down then smashing the granny out of it in my 30's every night before setlling down again

 

You have a granny fetish? Eww are you Wayne?

 

Christ make your mind up, one minute I'm chippy next I'm Wayne Rooney. I grew up in Blyth and Ashington, There's an awful lot of fit 30 year old grannies floating about mate round these parts

 

Nah you’re Chippy and so is Wayne Rooney.

Explains his obsession with the mythical Pouchy lass

 

And why he likes gingers!

 

I weigh myself every day.