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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Wandering Yid, Feb 9, 2016.

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  1. Left on the Shelf

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    Imran Khan has been replaced by Shehbaz Sharif as Pakistan's Prime Minister following a vote of no-confidence.
    In other news, Imran Khan has been found guilty of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy.
    They're not related, as far as I know. Bad day to be called Imran Khan, apparently.
     
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    Apparently, although suspended by the Tories and now found guilty of the sexual assault, unless he gets +1 year custodial sentence then there can but doesn't have to be a by-election in the short term.
    I think we can probably now guess what the sentence will be and that the Tories will delay til at least after the local elections.
     
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    Food literally grows on trees, you ****ing loon
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    That's fake, according to fullfact. It's run by the Tories for the Tories though, so...
     
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    Here's an artist's rendering of what's going to happen to Matty Gash next season...


     
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    <laugh>
     
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    In the meantime, Tory MP & serial scandal merchant, Crispin 'Upskirter' Blunt is publicly defending him...Well, he would, wouldn't he?<doh>
     
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    Crispin Blunt's name is the sort of thing to bring the poet out of people...
     
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    He's a Spoonerists delight to be sure <laugh>
     
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    Crispin Jeremy Rupert Blunt. Seriously.
     
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    Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak will be fined by the police for breaking lockdown laws.
    The PM's wife, Carrie Johnson, will also be given a fixed penalty notice:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61083402

    This is fine.
     
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    In completely unrelated news, Liz Truss has reportedly been seen running around her office whooping like a Jerry Springer audience member, while Keir Starmer has been seen Googling what a goal is and why one being open is important
     
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    Sounds like part of a Monty python sketch
     
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    Neither will resign, the Tory backbenchers will start with a raft of whataboutery and the dumbass English public will lap it up.
    In any other age and in just about any other country they would be gone already. (Well, possibly excluding China, Russia, North Korea etc)
     
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    The Tory alternatives are ****ing shocking, too. Awful cabinet.
     
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    55% of Tories think that he knowingly lied. 25% of Tories think that he should resign.
    What the **** is wrong with these people?
     
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    Hark at this ****ing ponce , No , doctors, nurses and teachers did not go back to the staffroom to have a drink after a long day
    My niece a student midwife collapsed into bed after stupidly long hours on a Covid ward ,holding hands with a lonely frightened person who was passing away, holding a phone to the ear of someones mum or dad while the family said their last goodbyes , She did not make rules to break weeks later ,she did not lie to parliament, She now has Covid for the 2nd time because this ****pot government will not protect the NHS workers with a booster jab
     
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