Off Topic The Burly Arms

Morning.

 

Off to the Airport Hotel, flight at 9.00 in the morning.
Wish me luck.

 

Good luck

 

In exmoor this week.

found this perfectly preserved and dried out dogfish on the beach this morning

weird

 

Spent £800 in a strip club on Saturday she took my number to meet me afterwards and I fell asleep.

 

Who took your number?

One of the strippers?

 

I reckon it was the Police to arrange further questioning.

 

That was when he was only 2 bills deep.

Oldest trick in the book

 

That was gonna be my response to him if he'd replied

 

800 quid a night. No wonder she's going to keep in touch with him

 

He Coulda got flight to dam, smashed some window bird, had a coffee and a spliff and flew home for less

 

I can't fathom spending £800 partying without taking any drugs. Mental.

 

True

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61070591


Sure most people won't be surprised to read this.

 

If I’ve spent £800 it’s because Ive had a threesome with hot eastern European gal and been smoking phat spliffs all night whilst they been snorting Coke off my shaft

Escorts spend a whole night with you for that amount

man paid £800 to sniff panties all evening then go home for a ****

 

Honestly never really seen the appeal of strip clubs. Obviously went a couple of times when younger but I soon realised how much of a mugs game it is. Can't understand the notion of paying an arm and a leg to get turned on by some bird who you've got almost zero chance of pulling.

I used to work with a middle aged geezer who went every Friday, but would leave horny so end up getting a brass as well

 

I wont be cos I'm not reading it


Summary?

 

Nah defo still Spring bru.

 

shrooms cure depression.

 

She actually messaged me to meet but I was dead asleep

@Sucky she took it as I ****ed off so not even at the start when I was spending