The Politics Thread

As the Sunaks back pedal faster than Chris Boardman with dementia, agreeing for the missus to start paying UK taxes, things appear to have gone beyond the point of no return...

 

I have been in Kent this week , miles of trucks parked up and no toilets, no food or washing facilities, short straw for those poor folk clearing those mysterious bags littering the hard shoulder on the M20

 

I'm told that if you believe hard enough the queues disappear....

 

But those bags full of ****e won't

 

It'll be celebrated as a 'Brexit opportunity' by The Mail and Express.

 

They'll celebrate it as part of the 'most people in work since the Ice Age' mantra!

 

Today's news, Johnson denies knowledge of Sunaks wife having non-dom status and their green card status , apart from knowing the billionaire donors telephone numbers when he needs a bung he seems oblivious to what is going on around him

 

And just even things up a mention for Stephen Kinnock labour , another non-dom MP who pays next to **** all tax in the UK , this has to stop

 

As a matter of interest, what flavour crisps are they

 

Hard cheese.

 

He's the one releasing this ****storm to the press.
Explains why he wasn't worried about some people clearly grooming Sunak to be his successor.

 

Honestly, I doubt that: ever since Sunak blew up at the mere mention of his wife's interests in Russia, it's given journalists reason to dig around - and the fact his wife lacks a Wikipedia page is even more reason, because it's obvious somebody wanted something hushed up

 

She's got one now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akshata_Murty
They still don't know how old she is though, rather bizarrely.

 

I'm half expecting to see that vanish by the end of the day, as it looks like a page one person knocked together in an hour or so

 

There weren't any parties. Oh, wait...