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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Any tips on which horse will survive 1st in the national?
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    The one that falls first
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's a really awful race imo
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I agree which is why I don’t bet on horses
     
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  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's just a bit much this one seems totally unnecessary
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
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    I don't either, just donkeys usually
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Might buy one and call it Shelvey is a ****
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>
    That horse would be fecking slow mind.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 8, 2022
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    He'll start as usual today
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Chris Wood to score then?
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 8, 2022
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    I’ll make a killing at the bookies as it’ll actually be the fastest.
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    Chris Wood won't beat the wolves defenders to anything
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
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    Shelvey the horse would just be running backwards with its front legs spread out like a windmill as the race just passed it by.
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
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    Slow and steady wins the race
     
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    tenor (14).gif
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey the horse

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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
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    Haven't had a pint since August last year in Poland... Enjoy
     
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    Toonitus, Apr 8, 2022
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I have one or two every night lol
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 8, 2022
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    That's OK because you're always on holiday.
     
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