Off Topic Spurlock’s Ramadan Diaries 2023

Going with the out of date jokes I'd say that's a cracker fossil fosse

 

I bet you could if you really wanted to

you might not cope with it as well as someone like myself who is highly trained in the art form but you could do it imo

maybe about 3 days not the 30

 

I could do if needs be dude....I've been skint enough in the past where going 2 sleep killed the hunger pains.....I preferred drugs at the time and food was the last thing I was gonna spend money on tbh

 

A bit like riding a bike with training wheels.

 

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Wasn't aimed at you buddy ... I know you are still a virgin ..

 

Old git still got vhs porn floating his boat

 

Only had one piece of cheese on toast in the day yesterday and even gave crusts to the dogs.

This Ramadan is a breeze and I'll think I'll do the year what with all these price hikes and **** going on in our new normal

 

Debbie does Dudley

 

Now that's something 2 put you off a dippy eggs in the morning for sure......which does help food craving during Ramadan I suppose

 

Need to fast or lose some weight ?

think about Fosse’s sex life

 

I think you just killed half of not606... Including one or two of the search engine bots.

 

No not letting the wrinklies into my **** bank storage unit ta

 

Not long now spurlock dude and you can get the munchies out......another day down

 

Fancy a dirty burger tonight

 

Will seem all the better for it after a day of nish

enjoy

 

I would say five guys but fosse would think we be talking about 70s porn again and could suffer a cardiac arrest.

Ps not a fan of guys burgers by the way

 

That's the difference between a dirty burger and a dirty bugger.

 

Fast well Mr Slurp.