"I live in Leeds now". Got to be one of the funniest things I've heard all week apart from Mrs ferguson last Monday morning. "Alex, what are you doing in bed? It's 7" "F..k me, they've not scored again!".
UIR Clearly I hadn't read the other stuff when I posted that. Apologies, and I hope it all turns around for you very soon (from a non-football perspective of course). Sky has been through some serious s..t, as I have. He came through it and out the other side, but it did turn hime inro a cockerney
Rhc your use of the word slag in reference to my good lady has been noted.. As to when she is going to get chopped up... Imminent
RHC - Sorry I didn't get back to you last night. I was cheeky and watched the football at work! When you rang I was rushing back in the car to catch the highlights show, and completely forgot to ring back.
Is that because she made you eat pizza? It's certainly a chopping offence in my book. When I go to an Italian, I have bolognese sauce with mashed potato. They love it! I can't stand pasta and pizza. It's a waste of paste. Seriously though, why's she for the chop?
Chips and curry sauce has just been consumed for lunch.. I would now very much like to go to bed... and continue nursing my red wine induced hangover
Stop sitting on the fence. You said "imminent". To chop or not to chop? That is the question. I say chop her
What happened to the truce ? Anyway Sweats I thought you were proper loved up or do you get easily bored ? Once you chop her up you could try her on toast ?
thought i'd put a witty picture up, but it didn't work and for some reason i can't delete the post so... ****. Anyway.... this has gone quiet?
