Christ, how did I not notice this thread - I hate everyone. James Corden - thundercunt of the highest order, fat unfunny bastard who's only talent seems to be being in your face and fat. **** off. Gok Wan - because he's Gok Wan, I mean... pffffff... like... pffffffffff... what can you say about Gok Wan? He should be put down. Jordan - she has her own reality show on Living TV now, I wouldn't care so much only I seem to keep consuming the Sky One adverts and the front of ****ing 'Closer' magazine - how is it possible to care less about a single person on earth yet still know so much about their ****ing useless lives? Robbie ****ing Savage - he first appeared on the media scene during World Cup 2010. I had the indignity of having to listen to the **** on BBC5 Live because they just happened to have the quickest audio feed to the UK of the live matches and I just happen to work in an industry in which I needed instant audio commentary to trade. So yes the most embarrassing person on the planet now has a ****ing media career - via you and me the unwilling License Fee payer. Tony Robsinson - I love documentaries, my Sky+ is full of all sorts of documentaries. Apart from the obvious ****e reality tv-esque invasion of Ice Road Truckers and Pawn ****ing Stars the single worst aspect of modern day documentaries is Tony Robsinson - the most boring person on earth. I just can't comprehend how anyone can watch his crap - does nobody else notice how much more interesting Channel 4 has become since they released the ****er?
The Irish. Plastic ones as well. Alex Salmond My wife. The **** that casts the ugly burds in Hollyoaks. The Welsh. The French. Anyone that is a 'Creationist'. John 'Disgrace to Glasgow' Barrowman barbara Windsor Micheal Gove Anyone called Keith.
People who only support certain teams (Rangers vs Celtic / Tottenham vs Arsenal / Man City vs Man Utd are the most common) when they're playing eachother. People who listen to an artist like Lowkey and then go on and preach about how bad Palestinians have it.
All Jeremey's - first up, Clarkson and Kyle Anyone to do with Channel 5 Trophy owners of football teams Telly cooks Jeffrey Archer Maggie Thatcher - champion of the selfish and greedy Soap opera actors - teen travs, chavs and slags first in line God squad merchants Anyone and everyone to do with reality TV Football pundits Creators of Facebook