Off Topic Spurlock’s Ramadan Diaries 2023

You don't have to eat a whole one

Maybe just a leg or sumin

Nobody is gonna notice one three legged sheep in a whole herd of them

 

I'm confused, is the Shepherd watching his sheep because he wants to eat one, or to make sure no one else eats one?

 

yeah you’re definitely confused bro

 

This place lacks any kind of spirituality.

 

This isn’t the thread for one of your alcohol jokes Luv

 

I bet he's drinking as he posted that too

 

I don't drink in the week. Often.

 

you jus know he’s defo having a ham sandwich

kinda Bantz Luv thrives off

 

Those Welsh lads know that better than most tbf ... it's why most are still virgins into their thirties

 

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Fk that spooky stuff dude.....I enjoy a **** 2 much 2 consider some old man watching me do it .....maybe I should do a month of whipping myself for the big man upstairs see if that gets me a ticket for the afterlife

 

ohhh you think I’m not a ****er eh?

how wrong are you

 

Looks very lgbt

 

I knows fellas dude.....we likes a **** nothing wrong with it, saying that politicians like a **** with a plastic bag tied over the head with an orange in thy big fat greedy mouths and im not sure pretending to be religious is gonna gain entry to the lands of harps and doves

 

Pretty sure he's one of the gods in the garden with the Macdonalds.

 

Hold up a mo; so you believe in space lizards, but not God? Hm…


Welcome back btw

 

I think we should be allowed to believe in both.

 

We need all the help we can get imo

 

I'd go for another species out there rather than I guy who looks like us yeah.........not for you.......no problem

 

I'm starving and feel spurlocks pain.......cheese on toast when I get in from work methinks.

I couldn't do Ramadan is my take on it