Off Topic Spurlock’s Ramadan Diaries 2023

Maybe you can't drink... but are you allowed to snort food? If you inhale cornflour up your nose like a row of coke, surely that can't be considered eating. What about sticking food up your butt?


Joking aside: Best of luck with your annual fasting... Hope all goes well!

 

You have some will power slurps. I barely go an hour without drinking water

 

thanks and no

day 3 complete

doddle so far

Spartan

 

Whats times spliff time working out as then bro?

 

7.57pm tonight

Will roll one ready for munch n footy 8pm

 

Oh what a touch

 

Good thread btw

Shows how this place has gone to the dogs

Stuffs replacing bantz

Back in the day when the a team was about...this thread would have been a 10 pager by now.

Now most have got their cocks stuck up favourite posters bumholes and are balls deep in politics

This place losing its soul

 

And not a minute earlier young man!

 

Do how does this work? Are you only allowed water?

 

Can you eat pussy?

 

Was wondering where you had gone not seen you since Sunday evening

and no

 

not during daylight hours fam

 

How's it going bro?

 

Easy Saff

it’s going well

I’m comfortable

styling it out like a warrior

enjoying a big bar of cadburys dairy milk atm

 

**** me I’ve found my post thanks to Saff dropping a like on it

I knew I’d typed this but for the love of God didn’t kno what happened to it…got busy assumed I’d deleted it

it was meant for Ponkies Plastic **** off thread in an attempt to ramp up the interest

I guess Ramadan did get to me today

 

Nice one bro, you can do this with your eyes closed now.

I'm sitting smoking a joint and drinking some nice chilled lilt.

 

Thanks bro…appreciate the support

Haven’t had a Lilt in ages…absolute classic

 

Ouch. That's rough. Can probably save that till dark though.

 

What I want to know is who's gonna know if you have a cheeky pie anyway....secret eating is a ting I bet

 

The Shepard watcheth over his sheepeth all the timeth