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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by MIGHTY, Oct 1, 2017.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    not to bad for our lot the welsh guards and the navy for where they anchored was the worst, we only had to kick arse and we did losing H was a big loss
     
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  2. Irishshako

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    Why they couldn't unload the ship with the Welsh guards quicker and why wasn't the rapier system not set up sooner because the ship was a sitting duck.<grr>
     
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    Anorak on. The ruble hasn't really stabilised, as the FX rate being touted is the asking rate for buying rubles with USD. To sell rubles for dollars the rate is about 40% the other way. However, Putin is trying to back the ruble with gold though, so things are going to get...interesting.
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive
    insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter.
    She received back the following reply:

    National Defence Headquarters
    M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
    101 Colonel By Drive
    Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
    Canada

    Dear Concerned Citizen,

    Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

    Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa .. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department ofNational Defence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

    In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place themin homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detaineehas been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

    Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demandedin your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standardsof care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
    Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however,we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
    Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent,but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers.We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.

    Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property,thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.

    You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time.Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

    You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.

    Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.

    Cordially,
    Gordon O'Connor
    Minister of National Defence
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    stolen from another site but very apt

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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    poor fekker lets set up a go fund me page for him, i could send him some dog ****e to start him off on his own organic fuel recycle plant. maybe the 13% pay rise they had this year should have been frozen so the pensioners could have their triple lock instead of ripping them off
     
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    How about a go and **** off fund.:)
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    you start it off mate and i'll back you 100%
     
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    <laugh><applause>
     
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    He might be struggling when he loses his seat at the next election, hopefully to a reform party member or an independent in fact anyone to send the utter moronic ****ers into the nearest swamp the absolute bike they come out with is immoral
     
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    My MP. Strewth. One of the Boris crowd from his London mayor days.

    didn’t know he actually visited the constituency (which is one where even the sheep vote Tory)
     
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    It would have to be one hell of a swing
     
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    The swing of an axe is what these ****s need, right at the back of the neck
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no matter how bad the Tories get the thought of a Labour government scares the ****e out of me, we can't let that happen, besides what would Jammy do he would never get his gong:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    No chance that bunch of lefty woketards will get in Rog. No matter how inept the Tories are with their pathetic net zero policy, inability to stop the economic scroungers crossing the channel etc. Traditional Labour supporters won’t vote for a party that’s even more out of touch than the Conservatives.

    The Tories need to bring in some hardline Right Wing policies to sort the country out.
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    can you imaging the thought of Diane Abbott in a Labour cabinet, brings a shiver to the spine, they would also give Jezza a job, like giving the pensioners taxes to Pakistan. Its time to stop the money to India China and all the other scrounge pots who hate us .just read we have been giving jamaica 60 mil a year since self governing. Nothing has change only their politicians and families have grown richer, and now they want us to pay repatriation, **** off it was Britain alone who stopped the slave trade, why should my taxes go to ****ers who hate us
     
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