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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    New Constituency Boundaries for 2023

    In the upcoming local elections, Two Jags’ son is standing for Marxist Hull City Council but in a ward held by the Illiberal Undemocrats.

    So why is he not looking to get rid of the dodgy lawyer currently occupying Hull East in Westminster? He lost that contest to succeed his father in 2009.

    It seems that if the Boundary Commission recommendations for redrawing constituencies go ahead, two of Labour’s three Hull MPs will disappear as the Council estates will be outnumbered by the Conservative voting villages and more affluent parts of the city.

    Just as well since former Corbyn aide David Prescott does not even know that the big expanse of water next to the city is the Humber Estuary, not the River Humber. I am sure that his involvement in the ‘Pestminster’ scandal a few years back will not be raised by his opponents. I wonder if he has a penis, a cervix or both. He certainly seems to be a right cock.
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    When did you last give a **** about anything except conversing with statues.

    Typical Lefty Loony Woke Champagne Socialist <ok>
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I think all those things have been around for a lot longer than 20 years tbh. But I get it - you’re still a Trump fanboy, for whatever ****ed up reason appears to make sense to you. Perhaps you just like the hats (and the racism).
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Thinking about it I flew to America in 2001 just before 911 and Wuhan in 2019 just before the outbreak.

    Maybe I'm an MK Ultra souper soldier ?
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Never been a big fan of champagne to be honest - just overpriced cider imo.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Your nickname isn’t “Lucky” by any chance is it?
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Agree.

    I have never liked Champagne <ok>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've been in Florida. It was ****. Americans are filthy. Never seen a single one wash their hands after a piss in a public loo.

    They're upbeat guff "Have a nice day!" pisses me off.

    They suffer from thinking they have intelligence they cannot possess because their college system denies it.

    Best quote I ever heard about Americans is "6 miles wide, 1 inch deep".

    I won't be back to America any time soon.

    Nor Cancun, Bahamas, and everything in that gulf for that matter, full of Americans on holiday.

    I'd like to go to Cuba, though.
     
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    Curiously, the polling company Redfield and Wilton do not have a tranny category or any other form of deviants.

    When aggregated, the polling numbers show Labour’s lead down to just 1 per cent: 31 to 30. They are still just 12 percentage points away from being able to win an election (unless they can wipe out the SNP). Lots of “Don’t Know” voters who are undecided which brand of liar they favour.

    So clearly the Penis and Cervix categories are not being won over by Woke Starmer’s inability to identify them but curiously women are still more likely to support the losers, assuming they can identify themselves to vote.

    I suspect a lot of those Don’t Knows are Tory voters that Partygate has alienated. The policy-free Official Raving Loony Party has made no real gains while the Tories have lost ten points.
     
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    <laugh>

    Just name one thing that improved since Joe Biden (80 million votes most popular president ever beating Obama ) took over ?


    Jesus wept
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Are you on the wind up? Sincere question.
     
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    Brian don't!
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    To be fair to @Lochers he does know the difference between, "it's" and "its". In saying that, so does my 7 year old son, which makes it more remarkable that some "adults" on here have only just learned the difference.
     
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    He perused the pages and drafts up replies from days ago .

    Then sits down at his home office and fires off his mind numbing dissertations long after the prople he's replying to have logged off.
     
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    In 2 to 3 working days Quarterhard will rip Ian a 3rd arsehole
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Does that mean I won't need the MRI and the probable operation for the fistula that the MRI will no doubt show?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And still makes a complete **** of it.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Stop trying to garner sympathy with your bottom fisting injury
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I like Iain hope he doesn't die before the Spanish tax man gets hold of him
     
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