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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've got 4 double rooms so everyone comes here, more so with the outlaws begin in North Wales and Mrs luv's brother and family in London we're the popular choice. Could tell some tales about the brother in law's family as well ****ing sponge off us at every opportunity.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Can't you just tell them you have covid ?

    I think if you pour Cola on an LFT it comes up with a positive result

    You can thank me later <ok>
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    ****in pissin it daan this mornin
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    We didn't reach a verdict yesterday, so am back this morning to further deliberate.

    The jury foreperson, who is on the minority not guilty side, has come dressed in a jesters costume by the look of it.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Had a viewing yesterday, hopefully be out of the house in the summer and moving to Costa del Southampton
     
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  7. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    What sort of twat decides to do this to your car and why?
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    Brand new, purchased on Tuesday, and some pillock, probably on the Worldwide Foods Car Park in Rusholme, stuck a spoon with the handle sharpened, through the tyre. Mrs drove all the way home and then pulled it out when she got home, so now has to wait for the RAC to tow her to National Tyres to replace it.

    Trying to checking whether she had activated the parked mode which means it will have recorded who did it. Suspect not though. She normally runs the car with the clock wrong in Summer, as she cant be bothered figuring out how to change it. As she says 'What's the point, it will be right again in October anyway'.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    some reet bastards out there

    Find out who it is n go n stab that ****er up his arsehole
     
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    I will use the same spoon as well.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    yeah that’s what I meant

    Go full Liam Neeson bro
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Looks probably accidental tbf.

    She's driven over a spoon in the car park and it's gone in the tyre.

    Takes some doing forcing a spoon through a tyre manually.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I should point out, without the jesters hat.

    Although she does have green hair.

    Anyway, adjourned again till this afternoon so got a bit of free time.
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    lunchtime

    eating owt interesting?
     
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  14. brb

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    Not sure if you aware but a splinter group of Extinction Rebellion is targeting SUV's or mistakenly targeting cars that look like SUV's. They deflate the tyres, but not seen anything that suggests its been done in this malicious manner, so could just be some local idiot that is going around wantonly damaging tyres.

    As for the car clock and your mrs, that's the sort of thing I do, can't be arsed to change it....as your mrs said, in six months it changes again lol.
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    A wrap of unknown filling. Roast turkey I think.

    My Mrs made me a packed lunch, which was nice. I've also got an apple and packet of flaming hot Doritos (I selected those myself like)
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Good job I drive a nice little eco car then <whistle>

    But that is ****ed up if people are doing that deliberately. That doesn’t address the issue. Go after BP and Shell by all means, but attacking working people and their means to get to and from work and provide for their families is just ******ed
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I’m surfing this whopper atm. Made by a bloke called Rich Harbour from Los Angeles. He was one of the originals who set up surfboard businesses back in the late 50’s in LA. He died last year so this board has become quite collectible now

    It’s an 11ft speed shape. Made for big fast point break waves. Goes well in fast beach break waves too (I can confirm) but has the turning circle of an oil tanker !

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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm fairly sure they are 'just' deflating tyres.

    Even then, it's not on, but from what I've seen they don't actually puncture the tyres.

    Was going on the other week - https://inews.co.uk/news/climate-ch...te-tyres-protest-environmental-impact-1505147
     
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  19. brb

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    Morons mate, I try and take a positive from it, at least it was a tyre and not the body work or a window smashed in. Worst bit it happening to a woman is them still driving it home, and fooking up the alloy in the process. Although even the AA encourage you to do that at low speed, to the next exit, if you get a puncture on a motorway. Whose ever idea it was to do away with the spare tyre, needs shooting.
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    It was stuck out the side - she stuck it in again to photograph it. The spoon handle had been cut down and then sharpened to make it easier to get in and the bit in the tyre had been strengthened.

    You may be right but having lived here for so long my first thought was deliberate. Had it happen once here - by someone with a knife on a motorbike. They then follow you and when you stop, offer to help you change the tyre in exchange for money, while nicking what they can from your car.
     
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